Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

1.    You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim

10. Your cousin is president of the United States .
You may be a Muslim

11. You find this offensive or racist and don’t forward it.
You may be a Muslim

….and makes the BEST ‘ringtone’!! Heads turn when my phone rings and I can say there are twice the smiles that frowns!

Obummer! by Christina Houston..

A song to the tune of ‘Donna’ by the teen ‘phenom’ Richie Valens who died along with Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper on The Day The Music Died

If you want to learn more about The Obama Songs and Christian and links to Amazon & iTunes to order her songs check it all out—-> HERE

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Music Parody Obummer!

Great job Christina!!…

 

“Government is not the solution to our problem government IS the problem”

Ronald Reagan